Chicago Goes Up In Flames:

[Brazil]

"I'm an evil genius. Forcing the previous GM to watch at arms length while I burn down his team"                .......SEER



Maybe one of the best quotes EVER! Lets look back at how this team went from boring having to overpay for their players too the whore of the league.



It all started with Xniese (or whatever his name is) stepping down b/c of multiple reasons but sources say it was because of David Robinson's training camps. Then stepped in Seer "Trades Alots"  and the the trade offers came flying in. Some Gms say it breathed a breath of fresh air into the league that was getting old and boring ( not talking about you Roark). He had some assets to pimp out and oh boy did he. We will reflect back on some of the trades, so buckle up and enjoy the total face lift you are about to see and please dont end up on that TV show Botched .

THE BEGINNING.......




1st Trade:



Brazil went after the declining David Robinson and sent 2 lottery draft picks & Reggie for him. Seer was off to a decent start and looking forward to making some draft picks....OR WAS HE DUN DUN DUUUUN.


2nd Trade:




Here we see that those Franca picks didn't stay very long at all before they were shipped out for Mr. Ray Ray. Overall a solid trade for Seer.


3rd Trade:




Ah who gives a shit about this one.........

4th Trade:



So Seer trades a bunch of shitty shit for The One And Only EARL THE PEARL MONROE... This trade doesnt last long b/c this is the start of Monroe being whored out non stop..


5th Trade:




This is where Seer's amazing and obedient sidekick TORONTO shows up and gets the party started that we will all come to know all to well. So Earl Monroe lasted a whole 2 hours as a member of the Chicago Bulls. Danny Manning was quoted as saying " I cant wait to get something started in this great city".


6th Trade:




Another of those who gives a shit trades.....



7th Trade:




Hmm so the Danny Manning experiment last a whole 3 days..2 days and 22 hours more than Earl did. This was one of the biggest trades he made as far as a ton of players changing place goes. Danny was moved for a mixture of youth and vets.


8th Trade:




And THE EARL RETURNS... Yes Earl Monroe is back in town thanks to the 76ers trading for him and then trading him back to Seer. Monroe was gone for a total of 5 days this time.


9th Trade:






Again Seer's side kick Toronto sweeps in  and completes yet another trade. This time trading Karl "The Mailman" Malone, Moncreif , and Benji for a bunch of picks. Chicago is starting to make his roster up for a playoff push.


10th Trade:



Here Seer gets Horace Grant who seems to some how fit right in with the Bulls. Seer moves a 1st in this trade and who could blame him his roster was turning out to be a playoff contending roster.


Apr 2nd : Seer kidnaps Xniese and make him suffer.






11th Trade: 




This trade was made b/c the injury bug hit Karl Malone who went down taking his scoring with him. Seer cant wait to get Karl back to make that push......


12th Trade:



So Karl came back and Benji went out....Bad luck so far for Seer and it might have just left him in the lottery this season with out his pick. King is out seems just  as soon as he arrived but Chicago welcomes Larry Smith and his blocks per game ( Also club fighting and ugly smile Stephen Jackson).


13th Trade:



Seer then moved Brad Daugherty to the Pistons for all their 1st. Seer trades himself back into more and more pieces kinda like refilling up on TRADE GAS.


14th Trade:




Well Larry Smith lasted 4 days and was traded for Rick Barry and his monsterous contract. Any takers on 4+ days that Barry might last in Chicago??


15th Trade:


Rumors say Karl Malone or Scotty Pippen might be headed to London.......




Overall:

• 14 Trades in 26 days
• 17 Draft Picks were exchanged   (11 1sts and 6 2nds)
• 57 Players involved in the trades
• 12 Different teams involved
• 1 Team 3 times ( Toronto)

Thanks Seer for all the activity, PPs for this article, and last but not least all the free post padding going on below +1.

[Chicago]

This is amazing.

[Toronto]

I don't remember making half of these trades

[Los Angeles]

wow

[Chicago]

Apr 14, 2015 20:06:59 GMT -6 Brazil said:

"I'm an evil genius. Forcing the previous GM to watch at arms length while I burn down his team"                .......SEER



Maybe one of the best quotes EVER! Lets look back at how this team went from boring having to overpay for their players too the whore of the league.



It all started with Xniese (or whatever his name is) stepping down b/c of multiple reasons but sources say it was because of David Robinson's training camps. 





Apr 2nd : Seer kidnaps Xniese and make him suffer.







Overall:

• 14 Trades in 26 days
• 17 Draft Picks were exchanged   (11 1sts and 6 2nds)
• 57 Players involved in the trades
• 12 Different teams involved
• 1 Team 3 times ( Toronto)

Thanks Seer for all the activity, PPs for this article, and last but not least all the free post padding going on below +1.

Quoted my favorite parts.

[Bayi]

what

[Phil Jackson]

I literally laughed out loud reading this

[San Francisco]

150 + 50 for making me laugh a LOT

[Sydney]

Classic - I was hoping for comments on the final trade where everything goes to London

[Phil Jackson]

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[Portland]

I like this Seer guy you all are always talking about.

[Chicago]

Apr 15, 2015 8:48:01 GMT -6 Portland said:

I like this Seer guy you all are always talking about.

Me too

[Dave]

Great work Brazil, I can imagine that Original Chicago never thought his old team would look quite like this

[San Francisco]

pp credited!

[Phil Jackson]

Apr 15, 2015 20:55:36 GMT -6 Dave said:

Great work Brazil, I can imagine that Original Chicago never thought his old team would look quite like this

Oh I know Seer well enough to know what would happen